An elderly Japanese man with long hair, dressed like a foreign traveler, wielding a sword, with a cat lounging on his head. A game-like, translucent blue status screen appears. Below is the status in Japanese hiragana, katakana, and kanji: "Yamada Tarou," "Level 30," "HP 3100," "MP 0," "Skill: Eat udon from the nose," "Extra Skill: Beloved by cats." Please make it a live-action shot, slightly angled.