Photorealistic digital caricature of Helmut Kohl (thick glasses) and Friedrich Merz seated sternly at a Bundestag desk, split lighting side-lit by diffuse daylight, deep depth of field, tiny fluffy hamster in a blue suit with tie sits between them, Expression: stern skepticism from politicians, absurd contrast, hamster with calm dignity, wooden desk with a black sign 'Vor dem Pinkeln, nach dem Essen, Händewaschen nicht vergessen', microphones, glasses of water, papers, 16:9 landscape, Bundestag plenary hall in background, hyper-detailed skin and fur textures, controlled color palette with muted blues and warm wood.