𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲 🌓𝗠𝗼𝗼𝗻 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗹𝗱🤑
Vendo original·
Wait & Come Back when this Madness is Grown Up 😉
🕰️Somewhen in the 🥇first Space Race🚀
🌑Our 🪐Solar☀️ System ☄️
got crashed💥
by 🛰️NASA👨🚀
so they tried to 🏷️sell the Moon🌕 to Odin
it was a🤌🏻 hard 🗫 Negotiation🤼
ithastr
but 🎊finally 🤝
the Deed📝 was signed✍️
and the🌙 Moon🌔 was handed 🫴over🎁
🚮just they didn't 🧹 clean up🪣
Odin was 😡 not amused😩
🚨"Ah, Houston, we've had a problem."🆘
not the type of 🙅♀️ Customer to betray🤕
